a s t r o l o g y

I love this joke, even though (a) it's nicked from Jeremy Hardy's act of c.1987, and (b) I use it at least twice a week (maybe thrice...what's the word for 'four times'? "fierce"? Five times? "fice"? Anyway.

I don't believe in astrology. But then I'm a Capricorn, and we're sceptical...

It's a cracker, I tell you, a cracker. (House dissolves in laughter.)